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You may remember that, in July, Italy won the football Word Cup. No? Best defense ever? Materazzi? Headbutt? 意大利万岁? Anybody?
Anyways, I was in Rome that night, I borrowed a friend’s camera, and I took some pictures on the street. I gave the camera back, and he told me he would email me the pictures “in a few days.” I got the pictures today, which is what he meant. I suppose anybody who has sent me a paper to referee, only to be assured I would send the review “in a few days,” is now nodding knowingly.
I did not know how the settings of the camera worked, it was night, we were never able to stop the car (except in traffic), so the pictures are dark and shaky, then the battery run out just when we got to the center, plus I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didn’t have enough money for cab fare, my tux didn’t come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, LOCUSTS!
Having dispensed with the excuses, in the interest of timely dissemination here are some of the pictures.
We start driving from Monte Sacro, a neighborhood in the North-East of the city, about 5 miles away from the center. It’s less than two hours since the game is over, and a newspaper kiosk is selling day-after newspapers with chronicles of the game.
In this much time they wrote the articles, printed the papers, and got them all over the city, which is, of course, completely gridlocked. This shows that when something is really important, Italians can be efficient. (No, I don’t know why there is advertising for Newsweek in a Monte Sacro newspaper kiosk.)
After more than an hour, we get to the Muro Torto, the wide road (with tunnels) that runs along historical walls and goes toward Piazza del Popolo.
Almost all the traffic is, of course, in the direction toward the center, which is where we are trying to go.
This gentleman has “W la fica” writeen on his chest. (Sorry, no translation.)
Since the traffic is not moving, one guy has the time to get out of his car and climb on top of a truck.
Then there is the group of guys running around in tighty whiteys.
This guy, instead, is jumping up and down on a Mercedes S-series. Note that he removed his shoes, so there is not risk of damaging the car.
The friend behind him, instead, his standing on the windshield. The Germans sure know how to make sturdy cars.
Then there is the Zidane coffin.
The lady in the red car is not showing a lot of enthusiasm. Seven people have fit into this small Citroen cabrio.
Note again the serious lady in the red car, and the fact that nobody is driving the Citroen. Carrying open alchoolic beverages in a car is actually legally in Italy. Driving this way, however, is allowed only on special occasions.
This is a Fiat 500, the car on which I learned how to drive. (No, I am not that old, it was a used car!)
This is the closest I got to taking a picture of Piazza del Popolo.
Catenaccio (heavy chain – the kind used to lock a gate) is the term used to define Italy’s defense.
Americans are fond of rankings and lists, and the end of the year is the time when you see top ten this and worst seven that wherever you look.
Media Matters has compiled a list of the 11 most outrageous comments of 2006 by right-wing commentators.
There is, for example, nationally syndacated obese radio host Rush Limbaugh pointing out that obesity is more prevalent in heavily Republican states and least prevalent in heavily Democratic ones, thus showing that obesity is caused by leftist liberal policies. But the best part is when he explains that, in dealing with the poor, the government is not teaching the poor how to slaughter the cow to get the butter, it just gives them the butter. Just listen to it.
Among the honorable mentions, nationally syndacated radio host Neal Boortz commented on the hairstyle of Representative Cynthia McKinney’s of Georgia as follows: “She looks like a ghetto slut.” Representative McKinney is black.
It is, however, the screen captions on Fox News which are the most hilarious.
This is were the notable earthquakes of the last few days have taken place, according to the US geological survey web site. And Berkeley had the distinction of three earthquakes in four days, as reported, among other sources, in the People’s Daily.
It must be especially annoying if you happen to be living on a tree.
An associated press article is so very reassuring:
But the minor earthquakes should not be interpreted as omens of a more destructive one to come, said Jessica Sigala, a geophysicist with the National Earthquake Information Center.
“It could mean there’s something coming, it could mean there’s nothing coming,” Sigala said.
Merry Christmas! Happy Holydays!
[Update 12/27: now that a real earthquake has hit Taiwan, this post sounds especially needless and petulant.]
This weekend the New York Times magazine has an article by Princeton philosopher Peter Singer, on the subject of philantropy, poverty and ethics.
Singer is known for his position that all human lives have the same value, a position that sounds entirely uncontroversial until one starts to explore its ramifications. Consider for example the case of real estate investor Zell Kravinsky.
Kravinsky gave almost all of his \$45 million real estate fortune to health-related charities, retaining only his modest family home in Jenkintown, near Philadelphia, and enough to meet his family’s ordinary expenses. After learning that thousands of people with failing kidneys die each year while waiting for a transplant, he contacted a Philadelphia hospital and donated one of his kidneys to a complete stranger.
[...] Kravinsky has a mathematical mind — a talent that obviously helped him in deciding what investments would prove profitable — and he says that the chances of dying as a result of donating a kidney are about 1 in 4,000. For him this implies that to withhold a kidney from someone who would otherwise die means valuing one’s own life at 4,000 times that of a stranger, a ratio Kravinsky considers “obscene.”
I have to say that I have never found Utilitarianism convincing (and you don’t want to get an Utilitarian started with his mental experiments), even though I admit that there is hardly any known better premise on which to reason about Ethics.
The article has a lot of interesting information, including the following argument, which I had never seen before in these terms:
Thomas Pogge, a philosopher at Columbia University, has argued that at least some of our affluence comes at the expense of the poor. He bases this claim not simply on the usual critique of the barriers that Europe and the United States maintain against agricultural imports from developing countries but also on less familiar aspects of our trade with developing countries. For example, he points out that international corporations are willing to make deals to buy natural resources from any government, no matter how it has come to power. This provides a huge financial incentive for groups to try to overthrow the existing government. Successful rebels are rewarded by being able to sell off the nation’s oil, minerals or timber.
In their dealings with corrupt dictators in developing countries, Pogge asserts, international corporations are morally no better than someone who knowingly buys stolen goods [...]
Scott Aaronson, Lance Fortnow and Bill Gasarch have discussed the reasons why they believe P differs from NP here, here and here.
Doron Zeilberger, motivated by Avi Wigderson’s talk in Madrid devotes his latest opinion to the subject. (Via Luca A.)
His dismissal of the creativity cannot be mechanized argument is based on his long-standing belief (which I share) that human creativity, especially human mathematical creativity can in fact be emulated by algorithms and that, in the long run, algorithms will end up being superior. I think this is a misunderstanding of the argument, whose point is rather that creating something good (by humans and by algorithms) seems to require much more effort than appreciating something good, and that there are levels of “genius” which we would be able to recognize if we saw them but that we are prepared to consider infeasible. In the end, this is the same as the a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer argument that Zeilberger himself proposes.
Then there is the issue of whether it is fair to say that “P $\neq$ NP is a statement that affirms its own intractability.” Indeed, the P versus NP question is a statement about asymptotics, while proving it is a problem of finite size.
I have two observations.
One is that the “natural proofs” results show that, assuming strong one-way functions exist (an assumption in the “ballpark” of P $\neq$ NP) there are boolean functions that are efficiently computable but have all the efficiently computable properties of random functions. This means that any circuit lower bound proof must work in a way that either would fail when applied to random functions (and there are reasons why it is difficult to come up with such proofs) or would rely on hard-to-compute properties of the function in question. So although the proof is a finite object, it does define an “algorithm” (the one that describes the properties of the function that are used in the proof) and such algorithm cannot be asymptotically efficient.
The other is that, however cleaner our theories are when formulated asymptotically, we should not lose sight of the fact that the ultimate goals of complexity theory are finite results. It will be a historic milestone when we prove that P $\neq$ NP by showing that SAT requires time at least $2^{-300} \cdot n^{(\log n) / 100 }$, but the real deal is to show that there is no circuit of size less than $2^{300}$ that solves SAT on all formulae having 10,000 clauses or fewer. The statements that we care about are indeed finite.
The January issue of the Notices of the AMS is out, and it contains an article by Anatoly Vershik on the Clay Millenium prize. You may remember a discussion we had on the wisdom of awards in general, in the context of the AMS idea of creating a fellows program and of the pros and cons of having a best paper award at STOC and FOCS.
Vershik returns to some of the standard points in this debate, and makes a few new ones. Although the tone of the article is completely serious, there are hints of deadpan humor (especially in the way he characterizes the opinions of others).
There is really no connection, but I was reminded of Closing the collapse gap, the hilarious presentation by Dmitry Orlov (found via the Peking Duck), in which he argues that when the U.S. economy will collapse, we will be much less prepared than the Russians were, and we will be in much deeper troubles. As stated in the comments at the Peking Duck, when Russians are deadly serious about something, they deal with it through dark humour.
As a break from expanders and groups, here is Madonna’s 1994 notorious appearence on Letterman’s show.
The incident has its own Wikipedia entry, one more piece of evidence that Wikipedia is superior to the Encyclopaedia Britannica.




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