The last time I ate at a place that gives fortune cookies, I got this:
The second-to-last time I had dinner in a place that gives fortune cookies, however, I had got this:
Oh well…
in theory
"Marge, I agree with you – in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." — Homer Simpson
in theory 
I suggest that you go back to the place where you got the last fortune cookie, and hope to get the same message, thus cancelling them out and reviving the hope of you winning some prestigious prize or award.
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@Eric: Nice! And then make sure to never eat there again…
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Maybe that fortune cookies creator just want to have fun with everyone….. 🙂